It feels like Sherlock, Spock and Castiel got together and named some colours.
MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY.
the color of my wardrobe;
the color of my heart.
#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM.
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.
It got better.
just because you’re not there to see it, does not mean it doesn’t exist
I’m sorry but is that a freaking SLENDERMAN????
ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN.
I THUGH THIS WAS A STICK BUG
TAKING THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE
…bright blue blood, doll specibi and shiba lusus im
Light blue blood, knife specibi and cat lusus? Alrighty then
red blood, cup specibi, cat lusus…..shit
Purple blood, fan specibi, chihuahua lusus
dark blue blood, xbox specibi, dog lusus
8u7 1m 4lr34dy 4 7r0ll?
(( yellow blood knife specibi and cat lusus im okay))
Caramel blood, chair leg specibus and cat lusus
Aqua Blue Blood, finger specibus, and dog lusus
FINGER SPECIBUS BITCHES
Turquoise blood, iPhone specibus, and beagle lusus.
Purple blood, Mandarin orange specibus, and a baby chick lusus. I’m gonna beat shit to death with a little orange.
Indigo blood, cat lusus, and kitchen knife specibus. :P I’m not screwed!!!!
Puple blood, tablet specibi, rat lusus. cool, bite all my enemies, ratmom
Blue blood, tablet pen specibi (wow I’m gonna draw you to death), cat lusus I think???? (I don’t have much contact with animals)
Purple blood(exactly eridan colored to be specific), electric blanket specibi, dog(rottweiler/black lab mix) lusus.
i can’t sleep so i’m goin through my facebook and i found my favorite picture of me in the whole world i look like i’m about to straight up kill a man
my god, you’re so effin’ cute. and gorgeous.
friendly reminder that Sherlock was bullied and he was a drug addict at one point in his life
that wasn’t a friendly reminder at all.
friendly reminder that he’s still bullied, and by people who work within the police forces.
Friendly reminder that among the forensic crime books on his shelf, Sherlock also has many self help books for overcoming addiction and suicidal thought, as well as ones on building happy childhoods.
Reblog if you would watch a Disney movie with a homosexual protagonist.
- No subtext.
- No alluding.
- No “they-could-possibly-be-gay”.
Full-blown, love interest is the same gender, out and proud, homosexual protagonist.
Two princes or two princesses, just please.we need this.
YES YES YES YESSS