I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
tag your porn
I looked at this and had an orgasm
Where could you get this????
I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’
Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing
this is like the less dangerous version of infomercial
I played this in Uni the other day and the guy behind me flung himself off his chair and into the wall
Raise your hand if you’ve joined a fandom because you saw it on Tumblr.
Raise your hand if you’ve completely avoided things because of the fandom you saw on tumblr
Raise your hand if you know enough about a fandom to be in it because of tumblr, but haven’t actually watched the show/read the book/etc.
This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I fucking think about this all the time
heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/
Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.People need to stop putting stigmas on everything, and in this case, the crazy idea that snakes are out to get you & are ‘evil’. They’re über chill.
PRAISE HEAVEN FOR YOU BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOULD YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH THANK
MAKE IT HAPPEN. NOW.f
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING
No one ever said babies weren’t cute.
Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)
Guys, this is why people think we’re a cult
that won’t stop me from doing this
someone remind me!
Overlord has spoken, we are a cult. Just accept it.
we’re a cult
imagine a sleepover with all of your favorite characters. like. all of them. each and every one
I’m pretty sure that would result in at least two murders, a trip to the emergency room, and several accounts of arson.
Oh dear. I’m pretty sure we’d manage to destroy the universe. Picture this. Nico di Angelo. SPN Crowley, Castiel, Sam, Dean, and Gabriel. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. GO Crowley and Azirapale. The Doctor(all of them), Rose Tyler, and Jack Harkness. Leon S. Kennedy. L4D Hunter. Loki and Hawkeye. Deadpool. Wolverine. Grantaire, Enjolras, Javert, and Valjean. Erik and Raoul. Jareth. Severus Snape. Felix Castor. Nishinoya and Asahi. Harry Lockhart. Jack Frost and Pitch Black. The list goes on. Crammed in my tiny ass bedroom for a sleep over. This can only end in disaster.